In the early 2000s, Stephen King listened to Lou Bega's Mambo No. 5 so much that his wife, who stuck by his side through decades of alcohol and drug use, almost left him. It is with that same furvor that King wrote the topic of today's flavor text The Dark Tower. King's eight and a half book epic follows the strong but silent Roland Deschart across the All-World and the Stephen King Extended Universe as he makes his way to The (titular) Dark Tower, and his destiny. Along the way our hero kills a kid, fights Lobstrosities and...well you'll just have to listen to the episode.

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It should come as no surprise to you, dear listener, that DT!HQ is a pet-friendly office. We've hosted a few pet shows here in the office, but last year, the DT! No Bummers Program Committee hosted a dog show like no Thanksgiving Day has ever seen. Well the DT!NBPC is back at it, but dogs are so 2000 and late. This year, we're hosting a cat show in hopes of determining which cat is the best cat in all of video games!

Kyle brought a low-hanging, albeit delicious fruit that will surprise absolutely no one. Matt is the wild card this week. Andrew's answer will make you think about Food Network way more than you're ready for.

Recommended Reading: 
Ep. 93: The Interdogmensional Tournament of Immortals
Ep. 77: Remember To Have Your Rock Dragons Spayed Or Neutered
Ep. 32: Please Stop Trying to Domesticate My Near-Sighted Son

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Properties we talked about this week: Blue Beetle, Monster Hunter, Pokemon, Neku Atsume, Westminster National Dog Show, Pokemon Sun and Moon, Pokemon Sword and Shield

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Image Credit: I photoshopped Meowscular Chef on a Restaurant Impossible promo image.

Hey, do you guys remember Secret Invasion? That Marvel show with Samuel L Jackson and Daenerys Targaryen? Yeah, that one! Well it just came out in July and all four of us watched it. Not only did we watch it, but tens of other people watched it as well. So, in honor of this massive smash hit about shape shifting aliens, the debaters are here to pitch some new games. This week we're asking, "Which video game sequel would be ...better?... with shape shifting Skrulls?"

Matt is here to test your tollerance for collectathons as well as puns. Kyle is bringing out an old, DT! classic. Todd's answer is honestly just gross.

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Properties we talked about this week: Baulder's Gate 3, Marvel's Secret Invasion, Starfox Adventures, Sonic Adventure 2, Shadow the Hedgehog, Mario Tennis, Wario Land, Sonic and the Secret Rings, Sonic Unleashed, Sonic and the Black Knight, Sonic the Hedgehog the movie, Snakes on a Plane

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Image credit: I maked this but I did not try very hard. I call him Skrulluigi.

Happy Tuesday! All four of us were traveling together this weekend for Kyle's bachelor party, and we opted for IRL friendship over recording an episode. Instead, we humbly present to you a sampling, a best-of if you will, of our Patreon-exclusive post show, Extended Good Vibes! For the uninitiated, we keep the mics rolling for an extra 30ish minutes after each DT! episode to talk about what got left on the cutting room floor, what we're watching on TV, and just our general opinions on the universe. Today's ramblings are from the post shows of episodes 122-126. We hope you enjoy this easy listening week, because we'll be back with Episode 127 next week and boy is it a WILD one.

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Image Credit: Andrew and Todd watching Matt beat Kyle in MTG

If you've listened to this podcast for more than a few weeks, you've probably heard at least one of our hosts complain about common RPG elements like turn-based combat and complex menuing. Maybe you agree with those complaints, or maybe you don't, but one thing is for sure, the garden-variety "JRPGs" just aren't for everyone. There are gamers out there in the gamerverse who prefer baby games for babies. One of those gamers may cohost this podcast. Well, in honor of those who prefer controllers with two buttons, this week we're simplifying your favorite crunchy video games!

Todd is going to talk more about classical music than you're prepared for. Kyle may or may not be dunking on everyone's favorite 5v5 hero shooter. Andrew is going to draw the line between Final Fantasy and kart racing games, and it will be critically acclaimed.

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Properties we talked about this week: Eternal Sonata, Gauntlet, Golden Sun, Overwatch 2, Apex Legends, Final Fantasy XXIV, Mario Kart, Diddy Kong Racing, Frédéric Chopin, Persona 5, Final Fantasy Type Zero, Final Fantasy XIII, Fire Emblem: Three Houses

Music for Debate This! is provided by composer Ozzed under a creative commons license. Check out more of their 8-bit bops at www.ozzed.net!

Image Credit: I do not know why this poster exists but I found it on Amazon. I’m not linking it and I’m not sorry.

November 19, 2006, also known as the day the Earth stood still, saw the release of S-tier console, the Nintendo Wii. Unbeknownst to most, the rise of the Nintendo Wii awoke an ancient sleeping monstrosity that had laid dormant in the games industry since the SNES era. That ancient monstrosity was a type of games called "Shovelware." For the uninitiated, shovelware is a term for games that were hastily developed to showcase quantity over quality. You probably rented at least one of these games accidentally from Giant Eagle, or were gifted one by an estranged family member for Christmas. Well today, we here at DT!HQ are going to turn shovelware games into AAA megahits!

Kyle is here to talk about a racing game this week, but it's not the one you think. Andrew's answer will remind you of that weird time when we were all really into clay-mation. Matt is also here, and he's doing too much.

Recommended reading:
Flavor Text: Console Wars
Debate This! Ep. 44: A Rear Without a Santa Claus

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Properties we talked about this week: Threads, Five Nights at Freddy's, Dungeon Fighter Online, M&Ms Kart Racing, Claymates, Chickenshoot, ClayFighter, Secret Invasion, Fire Emblem: Three Houses

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Image Credit: I stole it from this 2008 Wired article by Chris Kohler

Were you born into power? Made into something greater than yourself through a tragic combination of technology and human flesh? Did you hear the dark calls of the endless void and now bear the mark of Khorne himself? Have you been assimilated into the ever growing hivemind of the Tyranid through consumption and have no say in the matter? Regardless, you're here now and we're talking about Warhammer 40,000! Join us today while we talk a bit about the Warhammer 40k property, some background, and dive into some of the greatest forces to wage war across the endless stretches of our universe. Open the sanctifying oils, load up you chainsaw gun, and whisper your prayers to the sexy sex god of sex.

Link to the Imgur library: https://imgur.com/a/Cn7XKUz

More places to get your 40k fix:

Lorehammer Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lorehammer-a-warhammer-40k-podcast/id1266540593

ageofminiatures.com

A huge warhammer battle: https://youtu.be/c6mOz-XDZ-Q

wargamer.com

a more crunchy rundown of how different factions work in gameplay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaMNtvuu-U4

An endless void made of our darkest desires-sized thank you to OhCreativeOne, a devout cog in the machine that is #buttthwompnation! If you want to commission your own FLAVOR TEXT, check out our Patreon page at patreon.com/debatethiscast.

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Image Credit: This article from Goonhammer.com by Robert “TheChirurgeon” Jones

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse just hit theaters a few weeks ago and it's safe to say this is Sony's best Marvel movie since 2018's Into the Spider-Verse. Well the execs over at Sony are ready to ride the Spider Train all the way to moneyville! They've reached out to DT!HQ for help crafting a new, Spiderman-based, genre-inspired cinematic universe. That's why this week, we're digging into Wikipedia to find the wildest Spiders Men from across the Marvel Universe and assigning them a matching film genre!

Matt is here to play fast and loose with spiders, men and punctuation. Andrew tells the story of a True American Hero (TM) as only a Horse Movie (TM) can. Todd reminds us all of the trauma we suffered at the hands of We're Back! A Dinosaur Story.

Recommended Reading:
Debate This! Ep. 88: The F-Train Don't Stop at Dinosaur Jail

The title of this week's episode was NOT selected by our Patrons in our Discord Community because we didn't want to spoil the bit! That said, if you want to help us choose the next one, join our discord, and/or get some bonus content, become part of #ButtThwompNation at patreon.com/debatethiscast

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Do you like it when we talk about comics? Do you like it when we say comic words into your lil ears? Would you like more content that includes us saying comic words into your lil ears? If you begrudgingly answered yes to any of those questions, check out our sister show, Avenge This! (back from a brief hiatus!) where ever you get your podcasts!

Properties we talked about this week: The Conjuring, Paranormal Activity, Spidergeddon, Seabiscuit, Black Beauty, War Horse, Hidalgo, Flicka, Jurassic Park, Morbius, Freaky Friday, Spiders Man, Webslinger and Widow, Spider Rex

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Image Credit: Ripped straight from Edge of Spider-Verse #1 via this Popverse article.